Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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