Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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