Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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