hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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