You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
This house was built for laser tag.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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