When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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