Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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