Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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