So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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