i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We had sex on a dog bed..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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