He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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