I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Walk of Shame today included voting.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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