with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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