Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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