Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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