WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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