just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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