You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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