He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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