It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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