so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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