dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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