Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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