hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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