normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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