best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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