whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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