Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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