Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I bet he comes in French.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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