My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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