whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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