I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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