I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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