Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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