He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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