The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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