I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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