Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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