belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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