girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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