I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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