please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I had to cum in my sink.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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