Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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