Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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