I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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