Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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