Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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