: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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