i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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