remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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