: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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