seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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